Miss ventura can you feel it lyrics




















I agree with scooter44, take the song however u want to. Specifically, on the "glide down" and "Free falling". Believe it or not, the pilots will cut the throttle so as to not disturb the residents and you will, literally, glide down over Mulholland. I think the narrator is leaving her and has metaphorically combined the image with his leaving LA. General Comment Bad Boys don't have girlfriends. He might be trying to fit in with the bad boys, so he broke her heart.

There is a side of him that wishes to be a bad boy, but a side that really wants someone to love, and to be a good boy. The bad boy is free, but the good boy is free fallin' ZeeQuick on July 19, Link. General Comment You guys are taking this way too seriously.

Don't insult people just because they have liked a song for a long time and don't know what it means. People can like songs because of the SOUND, you know, not just because they've totally analyzed the hidden meanings. WillyWiluhps on October 03, Link. I totally agree. Song Meaning To understand this song without help you will need to have lived in Southern California and have fallen in love.

For everyone else here is what the song means. She is a good girl. She lives in a boring part of town trust me I lived in Reseda, every day felt like a long day When the freeway was built they took just the land they needed. Any slight against a young good girl is breaking her heart.

She is mad at him for spending his time doing something other than visiting with her. There is no reason for a kid to be hanging around there during the day.

But there were a lot of clubs on Ventura Blvd and at night the place would be littered with kids. Like Vampires they come out at night.

You park your car at your favorite club and then start working your way downhill Which is West hitting all the other clubs. At the end of the night the person who is most sober walks uphill all the way back to the car Trust me it is a long walk and drives back to pick everyone else up and take them to in-and-out burger or home.

At the top of Mulholland you can see a big chunk of the city. The city is or was far enough away that there is a lot of darkness between you and the tiny twinkling lights. He is falling in love with the girl. More and more of his thoughts are about her and despite the danger of suffering a broken heart he cannot stop himself and does not want to stop himself from falling in love with her.

This is the kind of girl you should marry Tdrew on May 04, Link. You can almost hear her complain "Didn't you even miss me? Don't you know you're breaking my heart? It's more like he had a short fling with her and doesn't really care about her. He just sees her as an object and not a human being with feelings.

He leaves her and breaks her heart, because she had feelings for him but he doesn't return them. A small boy is pulling it. A chaotic press conference.

Will it be postponed? We didn't want any public interference. And what about Roger Podacter's murder? I can't comment any further. Now if you'll excuse me. Aguado, send out a memo. No one talks to the press. Ace is in her office, popping sunflower seeds, kicking back. Einhorn walks to her private bathroom. ACE I found a rare stone at the bottom of Snowflake's tank. It would have been a Super Bowl ring, but Ray Finkle missed the big kick.

Blames the whole thing on Marino. We're talking paranoid, delusional psychosis. ACE My guess is Finkle was snooping around. Podacter recognized him.

End of story. Finkle took it personally. ACE He broke out of a metal hospital. Did a Claude Raines. He's been planning his revenge for years. Waiting for the perfect time to get back at the Dolphins. The time when it would hurt them the most. Super Bowl time! Man, I'm tired of being right! Einhorn walks in front and sits on the edge of the desk. She's totally softened her demeanor. You've done some fine detective work, Ace.

ACE Ahh, could you talk in my good ear. I thought I heard you call me Ace. Maybe you are more than just a pet dick. Objects are knocked off the desk as they lean back. Want me to read you your rights? ACE defensive No. You just don't do anything for me. He quickly adjusts his crotch, to conceal the erection.

Einhorn withdraws with a coy smile. A full on thrash metal band is cranking on stage. Kids leap wildly into the moshing pit. The same Burnout is still thrashing his head wildly to the music. The Burnout just keeps thrashing. Ace spots Woodstock watching the band and joins him. I gotta watch this band!

They are the shit! ACE Alright then. Don't worry about it. I mean dolphins aren't exactly an endangered species.

It's not like the whole food chain's gonna be affected if one highly intelligent mammal dies a slow and painful death! Hell, if the band is loud enough, you won't even hear its pitiful whimpering!!

Ace does his best suffering dolphin impression. Woodstock is no longer enjoying the band. Woodstock is at his computer. Ace looks over his shoulder. Finkle's Social Security information appears on the screen.

The last time this guy used his credit card was June, ' He rented a car from Avis. They found it abandoned two months later in South Miami. Ace emerges from the basement. The band is between songs. Ace strolls by the burnout whose head has now stopped.

ACE to burnout Did you get all the spiders outta there? Ace heads out, then freezes. The two thugs that took Marino are standing at the exit. Then they see Ace and start towards him, reaching inside their coats. Suddenly the music starts. The burnout's head wails again. His manic gyrations interfere with the thugs long enough for Ace to bolt. You're a great dancer! Before the thugs grab him, Ace runs up and throws himself from the stage.

The insane crowd begins to pass him around over their heads. Ace is passed back onto the stage as the song comes to an end. The singer is lying there exhausted. Ace sees the crowd starting to put the thugs down, so he quickly grabs the microphone off the floor. The audience looks at Ace for a second. Then the band members exchange a look and go for it!! The crowd seems to understand. They throw the thugs high in the air again and mosh them away from the stage.

The Thugs are shooting stray bullets the whole time. Ace incites the crowd, even more now, with a punching gesture. The crowd follows their new leader, punching with one hand, moshing with the other. When the song ends, Ace raises fists in the air.

The cheering crowd violently drops the thugs. They're out cold. Melissa awakens, looks at the clock: a. She drags herself to the door. ACE V. Finkle escaped from Shady Acres in Tampa. They still have some of his stuff.

So you think they're going to let us just waltz in and look around? I'm Doctor Handly. Now who is it that you'd like to have us look at? ACE I'm ready to go in, Coach. Just give me a chance.

I know there's a lot riding on it, but it's all psychological. Got to stay in a positive frame of mind. Memorize the play book. Study the films. Melissa walks with the Doctor. Patients are sitting around, doing outdoor therapy, etc. We're very sensitive to the emotional stress athletes have to endure. Ace takes a "snap" from a three-foot hedge and dives over it into the end zone.

Melissa and the doctor stop to watch him. Has he had a long history of mental illness? The doctor is showing Melissa around. Ace is walking alongside them adjusting his imaginary shoulder pads. Ace sticks his head in the water fountain then sits down on the bench outside the storage room. Ace looks through the first couple of boxes and finds only clothes. In the third box, he hits the jackpot: He finds sicko arts and crafts dedicated to Marino. Die-Dan potholders, shredded Isotoner gloves.

He opens a little diary. ACE It means she's involved in this. The article's dated the day before Finkle disappeared. ACE Finkle. The guy you're supposed to be looking for?! Einhorn didn't tell you, did she? I see where you're goin' with this and you're goin' alone. ACE Come on, E. I tell her about Finkle, she doesn't tell a soul. I have an article here that connects her with Finkle. You gotta' check her out. Come and get me. ACE Emilio, Einhorn is involved.

You're gonna' have to make a decision here. I think I just solved the Lindberg case. Emilio stands at a window, watching Einhorn drive off. The coast is clear so he sneaks into. He rifles through her file cabinet. He tears through papers. Then he looks in her desk.

Stuffed in the back of the drawer he finds a personal note: We can make out the signature. He pockets it and walks out. Are you sure you don't want to stay here with me? ACE Naw, I got some thinking to do. Besides, you'd be safer with Salman Rushdie. The game is tomorrow. But I know you've done your best. It's just an impossible situation. I don't expect.. Your time is up! You're out! You hear me?! Got something you might find interesting.

It's a note from Podacter to Einhorn, thanking her for a wonderful Saturday night. This is too weird, man? Wiggles obediently hits another button and rewinds the phone tape. Ace pops sunflower seeds, and holds some evidence aloft thinking. A bird eats seeds out of his naval. Come on, think! Later still. Ace pacing, jumping up and down. Trying to get his intuitive juices flowing. The monkey is likewise, jumping on the mantle. ACE Alright!

Here we go! Answer's right there! Just gotta get some blood to the brain! Finkle and Einhorn! Ace sits staring at a picture of Finkle on the coffee table. He's totally spent and on the verge of tears. ACE whimpering Finkle and Einhorn. Einhorn and Finkle. I got no food for you. You gotta have money to buy food. I gotta find the dolphin to get the money. I don't see any dolphins around here, do you?

Ace buries his face in his hands. His dog Wiggles does the same. Then Ace looks up again. Wiggles' dark haired floppy ears are lying around Finkle's picture like a wig. Ace combs the hair over the head shot. The "make-over" is unmistakable. It's Einhorn!!

Ace is in the shower. He slowly curls up into a ball under the steaming water with an expression of horror on his face. ACE remembering You're gun is sticking into my hip. Einhorn comes out her front door and gets into her car.

Ace shudders once more and then follows her. The road is jammed in one direction. Going towards the Super Bowl. Einhorn drives in the opposite direction. Out of town. Ace tails her at a safe distance, with his head out the window, of course. Most of the talk centers on the loss of Marino. A few beats later, Ace kills the engine and exits singing the score to "Mission Impossible". Ace cautiously makes his way through the desolate site, singing quietly now.

He stops when he hears a familiar voice. I particularly like the match-ups of the defense. Marino is tied to a football tackling sled. The two thugs take turns running into Dan with their shoulders, driving him back five feet each time.

Him being kidnapped and all has got to be a strain on this Miami team. I really feel sorry for those guys! I mean, it's hard enough enduring the pressure of the Super Bowl, without your star quarterback gettin' himself kidnapped. This is the whole ball of wax, folks! You wanna' get kidnapped, you do it in the off season!

Marino looks incredulously at the screen. Next to him, Snowflake "watches" from a ground level cistern serving as an ad hoc tank. DAN Look lady, if you want tickets, you're going about it in the wrong way. Does it seem as if we've met someplace before? Einhorn steps behind a football set up on a tee.

And in perfect sync with the kicker on TV, she boots a ball through a window of the warehouse. Would you like some refreshments, Dan? I'll be right back, Daaaan!! Vinnie grabs a feeder fish and entices Snowflake to the surface.

Roc raises a football. Snowflake makes an angry leap and drenches the thugs. Snowflake laughs now, the thugs are furious. Roc walks behind a big piece of machinery, reaches down for the pail of smelts, but sees nothing. He stands up straight and we all hear that familiar "Pop" of a sunflower seed being cracked open. He whacks Roc in the head with a pail full of fish.

Vinnie rounds the corner and sees nothing. He walks a little further and notices a trail of smelts lined up on the ground. He follows the trail around a corner and we see Roc, unconscious but moaning. He is sitting against the ground, with his legs spread apart and the pail over his head. The trail of smelts leads to his crotch.

There is one halfway into his zipper, with its tail flipping. We see Ace at the top of a giant machine. He is aiming a pound steel hook, that hangs on a chain from the ceiling. Ace gently releases the hook. Just as Vinnie and Roc turn to look, the iron hook shears both of their heads clean off. Two headless bodies fall to the ground in slow motion with blood gushing from their necks.

I just wanted to knock them out! ACE Is that murder? I don't know. They were gonna kill me. That's self defense. That's it!! I have nothing to worry about!! Ace checks on Snowflake then goes to Marino. He signals for Dan to keep quiet, then starts to untie him.

ACE whispers Ace Ventura. Pet detective. I've been sent in with a special play. ACE Be careful with that phone, lieutenant. I wouldn't want you to get a tumor. Get some men over to the old ironworks factory on Victoria Road. I've got the kidnapper trapped in the warehouse. It's Ace Ventura. He's killed Marino and Snowflake. Attention all units. Code 11 in progress at Victorville Road. Officer needs back-up. Suspect's name: Ace Ventura, male Caucasian, he is armed and dangerous.

Emilio high tails it out of there. ACE Don't kill meeee!! I'll never tell anyone! I swear! Kill him!! Suddenly, Snowflake leaps out of the water and takes the gun out of Einhorn's hand, like the trick we saw earlier. Snowflake swims around the pool with the gun in his mouth. ACE smug Yes. The highly trained dolphin. Perhaps the smartest mammal in the animal kingdom.

See how he knew exactly what I wanted him to do, as if our minds were somehow in complete synchronization. They have been know to save men at sea you know. They have their own language. Come here, Snowflake! Bring me the gun! Just like the trick in his routine, however, Snowflake swims around the tank, passes Ace, then hands the gun back to Einhorn.

He finishes with a tail walk. Finkle just booted it. Einhorn takes a shot at the screen, creating a hole in Madden's forehead. Ace uses the moment to smack the gun out of her hand. Ace and Einhorn punch each other about the face and stomach. They both crash into old rusty equipment, raising a mountain of dust. Marino struggles all the while trying to get free. Meanwhile, cops start arriving, SWAT team members disperse onto the catwalk as the fight continues. They try but can't get a bead on Ace as the two roll around on the floor.

More punches. They fight up a flight of stairs, then back down. Now they crash through a plate glass window together. Ace gets to his knees first and wobbles toward the gun. It's the first clear shot the SWAT team has had. We all hear the guns cocked. We see Ace in the rifle sights.

We see fingers twitch on triggers. That's a hair trigger. The SWAT team leader signals his men. They lower their guns. Einhorn gets back to her feet. He killed Roger Podacter, and he was about to kill Dan Marino and me! ACE Ho, ho! Fiction can be fun! But I find the reference section much more enlightening.

ACE Let's just see who's lying. Would a real woman have to wear one of these? Ace dramatically pulls at Einhorn's hair, thinking it's a wig. Einhorn's head flies back. The hair is real. Ace keeps tugging it. But tell me this: Would a real woman be missing these?!

ACE Ha, ha, ha! That kind of surgery can be done over the weekend! But I doubt if she could find the time during her busy schedule to get rid of Mr. Ace rips off Einhorn's skirt. Einhorn now stands there fully nude. She appears to be the perfect figure of a woman. Ace looks at Melissa and Emilio and shrugs his shoulders. Then, just when it seems all is lost, Dan Marino who is back behind Einhorn, motions for Ace to come over.

ACE to everyone Could you excuse me just a second. Marino whispers something in his ear. Go for it! Ace: I'll meet you at the bottom there's still one more thing I must do before I go Ace: Isn't this incredible? It's gonna be some kind of a record! Ace: If you were me then I'd be you and I'd use your body to get to the top. You can't stop me no matter who you are! Ace: That's a lovely fur you're wearing. Perhaps I could find you some slippers made from the skins of innocent and defenseless baby seals!

Ace: That's what you slipped in! That's what was on your shoe! Damn I'm good! Ace: Pride is an abomination. One must forego the self to obtain total spiritual creaminess, and avoid the chewy chunks of degradation.

As Ace and Fulton are leaving, they see the monks dancing in jubilation, a roll of toilet paper is thrown and a monk is seen running naked as they head outside and the doors to the temple closes].

Ace Ventura: I've never seen them act like that before. Denial can be an ugly thing. Ace Ventura: I'll meet you at the bottom.

There's still one more thing I must do before I go Ace Ventura: Isn't this incredible?! You gotta get a Slinky! Slinky, Slinky! Go Slinky go!

Can you believe it?! It was right there! Can I do it one more time? Fulton Greenwall: Forgive me, Mr. Ventura, but if we don't hurry now, we might miss the plane. Ace Ventura: Of course. How selfish of me. Let's do all the things that you wanna do. Ace Ventura: [leaning at the bottom of the staircase] That's a lovely wrap you're wearing!

Perhaps I could buy you some fluffy new slippers, made from the heads of innocent and defenseless baby seals! Ace: Ace Ventura, Pet Detective.

And you must be the Monopoly guy! Pompous Woman: Mr. Ventura, there's nothing wrong with enjoying the fruits of nature. You should try it sometime. Ace: Alrighty then! You're right! Do not collect dollars! Ace Ventura: Guano. Sounds so familiar. Fulton Greenwall: Guano is their chief resource, they use it to make many things in the village.

Ace Ventura: [inspects the Great White Bat's sacred hut upon entering] Quite an auspicious dwelling for a filthy flying weasel. Fulton Greenwall: Please, Mr. That is sacred ground, I'm sorry. But only the Wachati are allowed to step there. Ace Ventura: [noticing the Chief has a dagger to his throat] Hey. Take it easy. I'm the loogie guy, remember? Fulton Greenwall: Er, yes, yes, Chief, thank you. Thank you.

Ace Ventura: Shikaka? Sssssshhhh- "Shawshank Redemption". Ace Ventura: Tell them what I'm saying. Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] White Devil say, "I will harm you.

Ace: [to Ouda] I couldn't help but notice the "equinsu ocha" part. Did you just refer to me as "white devil"? Ace: Leave that part out from now on! Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I am a Princess.

Ouda: [in poorly-translated Wachootoo] "I want to fight, so go to hell. Ace Ventura: Someone wants the tribes to destroy each other. There must be something valuable in this equation. Perhaps we should meditate upon it, Spike. For it is said that when seeking answers, one must quiet the soul in order to hear them. All righty, then. Ace: You can dispense with the smallpox, all-knowing one. I'm here on business, and time is of the essence. Ace: I need to know what it is the Wachatis possess that is of great value to civilized man?

Monk: The medallion will lead you to the answer. You do still have the medallion, don't you? What do you want from me?



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